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Lawsuit Industry Expert Witness Robert Neel Proctor’s Intimidation Tactics

December 25th, 2020

In his autobiography, Sir Karl Popper described one of the most curious and interesting confrontations in 20th century philosophy. While visiting Cambridge University to give a guest lecture, Popper was hectored by the renown chairman of the philosophy department, Ludwig Wittgenstein. While nervously playing with a fireplace poker and waving it about for emphasis, Wittgenstein challenged Popper to provide an example of a moral rule. Popper rejoined “Not to threaten visiting lecturers with pokers,” after which Wittgenstein threw down the poker and stormed out of the room.[1]

A more recent anecdote in this century gives rise to another moral rule, “thou shalt not bully graduate students working for your adversary.”

The law firm of Jones Day, representing tobacco mega-defendant R. J. Reynolds in personal injury lawsuits, was working with Associate Professor Gregg L. Michel, at the University of Texas. Michel needed research assistants to help with this litigation consulting work, and so in 2008, he reached out to J. Matthew Gallman, a professor of history at the University of Florida, to help line up some worker bees. Gallman helped Michel hire four master-level graduate students from Gallman’s department.

Tobacco lawsuit industry testifier Associate Professor Louis M. Kyriakoudes, at University of Southern Mississippi, learned of the arrangement from his involvement in tobacco litigation. Kyriakoudes shared the information with his fellow-traveling expert witness for tobacco plaintiffs, Robert Neel Proctor.

There was no impropriety in Michel’s hiring the graduate students to assist with his research. Parties are allowed to have consulting expert witness, if for no other reason than to test the accuracy of the other side’s expert witness’s opinions. The research assignment involved searching the archives of a local Pensacola newspaper, in the 1940s, for coverage of smoking’s ill health effects. According to Gallman, the students were “explicitly told not to be selective,” to favor one party or the other.

Proctor was, and still is, a highly paid expert witness for the tobacco lawsuit industry, that is the plaintiffs’ bar, and a regular feature of tobacco trials. After learning the names of the graduate students from his litigation work, Proctor in turn contacted Professor Vassiliki Betty Smocovitis, who held joint appointments in the University of Florida history and biology departments.[2]

In a fairly obvious effort to intimidate and harass the students, Proctor revealed the students’ names to Smocovitis, and pressed his tendentious, gratuitous opinion:

“In my view this is historical malpractice, and I would be very interested to know if the advisers of these students know what they have been doing.”

Smocovitis, who had never been involved in litigation as a partisan expert witness, dutifully carried out the inquiry for Proctor, only to find, unsurprisingly, that her colleagues did not believe that the students had done anything improper. According to her emails, Smocovitis reported back to Proctor that her departmental colleagues were indifferent or annoyed or both for her having bothered them with Proctor’s issue. She told Proctor that “I’m afraid that this is a case of ‘shoot the messenger’, so I can’t persist without alienating myself further,” She resisted Proctor’s importuning to raise the issue at a faculty meeting.

Lawyers at Jones Day sought emails of Proctor and Kyriakoudes from their university servers, and ultimately took depositions of Proctor and Kyriakoudes, the plaintiffs’ expert witnesses, and Smocovitis, in support of motions to sanction Proctor. Michel filed an affidavit in which he described how one of the four students had been led to believe by her departmental chairman, Joseph F. Spillane, that Proctor intended to publish her name.

Kyriakoudes, who dropped the dime on the graduate students, suggested in his deposition that Proctor’s intrusion into the University of Florida department was a “tactical mistake.” According the Chronicle of Higher Education, he testified that “[t]his whole business of getting involved in a department’s activities like this is just—it’s caused no end of trouble.”

In his own deposition, Proctor described the communications as:

“legitimate scholarly inquiry into the participation of historians in litigation.”

* * *

“I was simply raising an ethical issue that she might want to discuss.”

Sort of like Trump’s perfect conversation with President Volodymyr Zelensky. In Trumpian turn-around, Proctor complained that he was real victim of witness harassment and bullying by the defense counsel, in an effort to “silence him.” Ah, the flexibility of historical narrative!

What really seemed to irk Proctor was that any historian, even master-level graduate students, would disagree with him, or find historical evidence that embarrassed Proctor’s litigation positions. Proctor’s blindness to his own bad behavior in the recent past, certainly raises questions about his historical acumen.

Proctor’s play at grievance victimhood was amplified by the obsequious scholarship of Jon Wiener. In the pages of The Nation, Wiener incorrectly reported that “[n]othing improper was found, no witness tampering or intimidation, and the tobacco attorneys dropped the issue–for a while.”[3] In fact, as an historical matter, Wiener was quite wrong.

Judgment Day

The Jones Day lawyers’ motion claimed that Proctor’s improprieties was part of a pattern of behavior that stemmed from his “uncontrolled zeal to win.” Proctor, a paid advocate for the tobacco lawsuit industry, thought it was within his mandate to expose the connection between tobacco defense and historians. In doing so, he engaged in witness tampering and harassment. Proctor and his employers in the lawsuit industry responded with an attempt to portray Proctor’s ham-fisted inquiries as concern for the vulnerable graduate students who were not receiving “guidance,” which would impair their future careers.

The Motion contra Proctor came before Judge Williams Parsons, in the Volusia County Circuit Court.[4] Contrary to the Wiener report, Judge Parsons found that Proctor indeed had intended to harass and humiliate the students into abandoning their litigation support work. Judge Parsons described Proctor’s willingness to advance the plaintiffs’ case at the students’ expense as “appalling,” and “the lowest of the low.” The defense had sought Proctor’s exclusion, but Judge Parsons declined to impose this extreme sanction in favor of barring Proctor from having any contact with adversary expert witnesses or their assistants.

Conduct the following thought experiment. Imagine an historian who testifies for the defense in tobacco litigation finds out that Proctor had hired graduate students to help with research. The defense historian calls up the students’ supervisors to suggest that they are acting unethically and unprofessionally. Now close your eyes and listen to the outcry from the Wieners of the world, or from the American Historical Association! Even after the ugly facts were disclosed, there were some in in the academic historian establishment who rallied to Proctor’s defense, and tried to give Wiener cover for his mendacious coverage of the graduate student incident.[5]

Lancet-ing Adversary Expert Witnesses

Proctor’s attempt to exploit vulnerable history graduate students was not his first attempt to silence historians who disagree with him. Proctor, who has stridently criticized tobacco defense counsel for trying to “silence him,” has worked assiduously to try to silence historians who work for the other side. In a commentary piece in The Lancet, Proctor criticized colleagues who have worked on historical issues for tobacco companies’ legal defense.[6] Proctor substantively criticized his adversaries’ testimony, without providing much in the way of detail, and he implied that their work was ethically improper and rife with conflicts of interest. Perhaps more telling, Proctor himself gave conflicts disclosure that he had “worked on several occasions as an expert witness in plaintiff’s lawsuits,” without telling his readers that he was highly compensated for work.

Proctor’s one-sided analysis provoked spirited opposition from several distinguished medical historians who refused to be bullied or to acquiesce in his moral grandstanding. John C. Burnham, a Professor of History at The Ohio State, wrote a scathing letter to the Lancet’s editors, as well as opinion pieces in History News Network.[7] David Rothman, a professor at Columbia University, similarly took Proctor to task for his pretensions of doing “history” while testifying for the lawsuit industry.[8]

Perhaps the most telling rebuttal came from Professor Alan Blum, a physician and anti-tobacco activist. Dr. Blum, who is the Director of Center for the Study of Tobacco & Society, and a chaired professor at the University of Alabama, is a leading authority on the history of tobacco use and the depradations of the tobacco industry. Professor Blum found Proctor’s animadversions a bit too sanctimonious given that Proctor himself has been a compensated expert witness for the tobacco lawsuit industry.[9]

Conflicted Friends of the Court

The friend of the court brief, from disinterested third parties, is an important, potentially useful source of extra-record information and opinion for judges, both in trial and appellate courts. Historians can on occasion have important historical information, necessary for adjudication. For instance, in the theocratic zeal to strip women of their reproductive rights, historians have adduced important scholarship that abortion was lawful in all thirteen colonies at the time of the Constitutional ratification.  In the context of amicus briefs, historians of course can and do overstep their distinterested roles to act as legal advocates.[10]

Speaking of overstepping, Robert Proctor filed an amicus brief in Altria Group, Inc. v. Good, which involved a tobacco industry’s challenge to Federal Trade Commission control of advertising for “light” or “lowered tar” cigarettes.[11] Accompanying Proctor were four other signatories, Allan M. Brandt, David M. Burns, Jonathan M. Samet and David Rosner.

All except for Brandt had testified multiple times as expert witnesses. Brandt, Proctor, and Samet acknowledged having testified as expert witnesses in United States v. Philip Morris USA, Inc.[12] They all conveniently forgot to note that they were remunerated, and that they had testified against Philip Morris USA, Inc. Burns, who testified as an expert witness in United States v. Philip Morris USA, Inc., failed to mention his testimonial role in that case, as well as many other tobacco cases in support of the lawsuit industry. Rosner, who had not testified in tobacco cases, failed to mention his many paid testimonial adventures for the lawsuit industry.[13]


[1] Karl Popper, Unended Quest: An Intellectual Autobiography at 141-43 (rev. ed. 2005), first published as “Autobiography by Karl Popper,” in Paul Arthur Schlipp, ed., The Philosophy of Karl Popper (1974). The incident is the subject of a book-long inquiry. David Edmonds & John Eidinow, Wittgenstein’s Poker: The Story of a Ten-Minute Argument Between Two Great Philosophers (2001).

[2] Peter Schmidt, “Big Tobacco Strikes Back at Historian in Court,” The Chronicle of Higher Education (Nov. 8, 2009).

[3] Jon Wiener, “Big Tobacco and the Historians: A tale of seduction and intimidation,” The Nation (Feb. 25, 2010).

[4] Nathan Crabbe, “UF students caught in middle of tobacco case’s controversy,” The Gainesville Sun (Dec 8, 2009).

[5]  SeeMore debate over Jon Wiener’s tobacco exposé,” History News Network (Dec. 13, 2010).

[6] Robert N. Proctor, “Should medical historians be working for the tobacco industry?” 363 Lancet 1173 (2004).

[7] John C. Burnham, “Medical historians and the tobacco industry,” 364 Lancet 838 (2004); John C. Burnham, “In Defense of Historians as Expert Witnesses: A Rebuttal to Jon Wiener,” History News Network (Mar. 29, 2010).

[8] David Rothman, “Medical historians and the tobacco industry,” 364 Lancet 839 (2004). See also Patricia Cohen, “Historians for Hire in Industry Lawsuits,” N.Y. Times (June 13, 2003) (quoting David J. Rothman,  director of the Center for the Study of Science and Medicine at the Columbia College of Physicians and Surgeons, concludes, “To enter the courtroom is to do many things, but it is not to do history”).

[9] Alan Blum, “A Dissenting View of Robert Proctor by a Fellow Anti-Smoking Advocate,” History Network News (April 26, 2010).

[10] Nell Gluckman, “Why More Historians Are Embracing the Amicus Brief,” The Chronicle of Higher Education (May 3, 2017) (quoting Harvard history professor Tomiko Brown-Nagin’s observation that “[t]o be a legal advocate is freeing”; Brown-Nagin filed an amicus brief in the 2013 Supreme Court case involving racist policies at the University of Texas).

[11]  Amicus Brief of Allan M. Brandt, Robert N. Proctor, David M. Burns, Jonathan M. Samet & David Rosner, in Support of Petition for Certiorari, in Altria Group, Inc. v. Good, No. 07-562, 2008 WL 2472390, (U.S. Supreme Court June 18, 2008).

[12] United States v. Philip Morris USA, Inc., 449 F. Supp. 2d 1 (D.D.C. 2006).

[13]The Amicus Curious Brief” (Jan. 4, 2018) (describing Rosner and many other plaintiffs’ expert witnesses’ failure to disclose their testimonial conflicts of interest when writing and filing an amicus brief in litigation that directly affected the economic viability of their testimony in asbestos cases for the lawsuit industry).

Susan Haack on Judging Expert Testimony

December 19th, 2020

Susan Haack has written frequently about expert witness testimony in the United States legal system. At times, Haack’s observations are interesting and astute, perhaps more so because she has no training in the law or legal scholarship. She trained in philosophy, and her works no doubt are taken seriously because of her academic seniority; she is the Distinguished Professor in the Humanities, Cooper Senior Scholar in Arts and Sciences, Professor of Philosophy and Professor of Law at the University of Miami.

On occasion, Haack has used her background and experience from teaching about epistemology to good effect in elucidating how epistemiologic issues are handled in the law. For instance, her exploration of the vice of credulity, as voiced by W.K. Clifford,[1] is a useful counterweight to the shrill agnotologists, Robert Proctor, Naomi Oreskes, and David Michaels.

Professor Haack has also been a source of confused, fuzzy, and errant advice when it comes to the issue Rule 702 gatekeeping. Haack’s most recent article on “Judging Expert Testimony” is an example of some unfocused thinking about one of the most important aspect of modern litigation practice, admissibility challenges to expert witness opinion testimony.[2]

Uncontroversially, Haack finds the case law on expert witness gatekeeping lacking in “effective practical guidance,” and she seeks to offer courts, and presumably litigants, “operational help.” Haack sets out to explain “why the legal formulae” are not of practical use. Haack notes that terms such as “reliable” and “sufficient” are qualitative, and vague,[3] much like “obscene” and other adjectives that gave the courts such a difficult time. Rules with vague terms such as these give judges very little guidance. As a philosopher, Haack might have noted that the various judicial formulations of gatekeeping standards are couched as conclusions, devoid of explanatory force.[4] And she might have pointed out that the judicial tendency to confuse reliability with validity has muddled many court opinions and lawyers’ briefs.

Focusing specifically on the field of epidemiology, Haack attempts to help courts by offering questions that judges and lawyers should be asking. She tells us that the Reference Manual for Scientific Evidence is of little practical help, which is a bit unfair.[5] The Manual in its present form has problems, but ultimately the performance of gatekeepers can be improved only if the gatekeepers develop some aptitude and knowledge in the subject matter of the expert witnesses who undergoing Rule 702 challenges. Haack seems unduly reluctant to acknowledge that gatekeeping will require subject matter expertise. The chapter on statistics in the current edition of the Manual, by David Kaye and the late David Freeman, is a rich resource for judges and lawyers in evaluating statistical evidence, including statistical analyses that appear in epidemiologic studies.

Why do judges struggle with epidemiologic testimony? Haack unwittingly shows the way by suggestion that “[e]pidemiological testimony will be to the effect that a correlation, an increased relative risk, has, or hasn’t, been found, between exposure to some substance (the alleged toxin at issue in the case) and some disease or disorder (the alleged disease or disorder the plaintiff claims to have suffered)… .”[6] Some philosophical parsing of the difference between “correlation” and “increased risk” as two very different things might have been in order. Haack suggests an incorrect identity between correlation and increased risk that has confused courts as well as some epidemiologists.

Haack suggests asking various questions that are fairly obvious such as the soundness of the data, measurements, study design, and data interpretation. Haack gives the example of failing to ascertain exposure to an alleged teratogen  during first trimester of pregnancy as a failure of study design that could obscure a real association. Curiously she claims that some of Merrell Dow’s studies of Bendectin did such a thing, not by citing to any publications but to the second-hand accounts of a trial judge.[7] Beyond the objectionable lack of scholarship, the example comes from a medication exposure that has been as exculpated as much as possible from the dubious litigation claims made of its teratogenicity. The misleading example begs the question why choose a Bendectin case, from a litigation that was punctuated by fraud and perjury from plaintiffs’ expert witnesses, and a medication that has been shown to be safe and effective in pregnancy?[8]

Haack balks when it comes to statistical significance, which she tells us is merely based upon a convention, and set “high” to avoid false alarms.[9] Haack’s dismissive attitude cannot be squared with the absolute need to address random error and to assess whether the research claim has been meaningfully tested.[10] Haack would reduce the assessment of random error to the uncertainties of eyeballing sample size. She tells us that:

“But of course, the larger the sample is, then, other things being equal, the better the study. Andrew Wakefield’s dreadful work supposedly finding a correlation between MMR vaccination, bowel disorders, and autism—based on a sample of only 12 children — is a paradigm example of a bad study.”[11]

Sample size was the least of Wakefield’s problems, but more to the point, in some study designs for some hypotheses, a sample of 12 may be quite adequate to the task, and capable of generating robust and even statistically significant findings.

Inevitably, Haack alights upon personal bias or conflicts of interest, as a subject of inquiry.[12] Of course, this is one of the few areas that judges and lawyers understand all too well, and do not need encouragement to pursue. Haack dives in, regardless, to advise asking:

“Do those who paid for or conducted a study have an interest in reaching a given conclusion (were they, for example, scientists working for manufacturers hoping to establish that their medication is effective and safe, or were they scientists working, like Wakefield, with attorneys for one party or another)?”[13]

Speaking of bias, we can detect some in how Haack frames the inquiry. Do scientists work for manufacturers (Boo!) or were they “like Wakefield” working for attorneys for a party? Haack cannot seem to bring herself to say that Wakefield, and many other expert witnesses, worked for plaintiffs and plaintiffs’ counsel, a.k.a., the lawsuit industry. Perhaps Haack included such expert witnesses as working for those who manufacture lawsuits. Similarly, in her discussion of journal quality, she notes that some journals carry advertisements from manufacturers, or receive financial support from them. There is a distinct lack of symmetry discernible in the lack of Haack’s curiosity about journals that are run by scientists or physicians who belong to advocacy groups, or who regularly testify for plaintiffs’ counsel.

There are many other quirky opinions here, but I will conclude with the obvious point that in the epidemiologic literature, there is a huge gulf between reporting on associations and drawing causal conclusions. Haack asks her readers to remember “that epidemiological studies can only show correlations, not causation.”[14] This suggestion ignores Haack’s article discussion of certain clinical trial results, which do “show” causal relationships. And epidemiologic studies can show strong, robust, consistent associations, with exposure-response gradients, not likely consistent with random variation, and these findings collectively can show causation in appropriate cases.

My recommendation is to ignore Haack’s suggestions and to pay closer attention to the subject matter of the expert witness who is under challenge. If the subject matter is epidemiology, open a few good textbooks on the subject. On the legal side, a good treatise such as The New Wigmore will provide much more illumination and guidance for judges and lawyers than vague, general suggestions.[15]


[1] William Kingdon Clifford, “The Ethics of Belief,” in L. Stephen & F. Pollock, eds., The Ethics of Belief 70-96 (1877) (“In order that we may have the to accept [someone’s] testimony as ground for believing what he says, we must have reasonable grounds for trusting his veracity, that he is really trying to speak the truth so far as he knows it; his knowledge, that he has had opportunities of knowing the truth about this matter; and his judgement, that he has made proper use of those opportunities in coming to the conclusion which he affirms.”), quoted in Susan Haack, “Judging Expert Testimony: From Verbal Formalism to Practical Advice,” 1 Quaestio facti. Internat’l J. Evidential Legal Reasoning 13, 13 (2020).

[2]  Susan Haack, “Judging Expert Testimony: From Verbal Formalism to Practical Advice,” 1 Quaestio facti. Internat’l J. Evidential Legal Reasoning 13, 13 (2020) [cited as Haack].

[3]  Haack at 21.

[4]  See, e.g., “Judicial Dodgers – The Crossexamination Excuse for Denying Rule 702 Motions”; “Judicial Dodgers – Reassigning the Burden of Proof on Rule 702”; “Judicial Dodgers – Weight not Admissibility”; “Judicial Dodgers – Rule 702 Tie Does Not Go to Proponent.”

[5]  Haack at 21.

[6]  Haack at 22.

[7]  Haack at 24, citing Blum v. Merrell Dow Pharms., Inc., 33 Phila. Cty. Rep. 193, 214-17 (1996).

[8]  See, e.g., “Bendectin, Diclegis & The Philosophy of Science” (Oct. 23, 2013).

[9]  Haack at 23.

[10]  See generally Deborah MayoStatistical Inference as Severe Testing: How to Get Beyond the Statistics Wars (2018).

[11]  Haack at 23-24 (emphasis added).

[12]  Haack at 24.

[13]  Haack at 24.

[14]  Haack at 25.

[15]  David H. Kaye, David E. Bernstein & Jennifer L. Mnookin, The New Wigmore: A Treatise on Evidence: Expert Evidence (2nd ed. 2011). A new edition is due out presently.

Junk Science in 2020

December 17th, 2020

Exploring pathology can help us appreciate proper physiological function, and how normal functioning can be lost. In the realm of epistemology, studying error or patho-epistemology, can help us elucidate knowledge. To that end, Ross Pomeroy, at Real Clear Science, this week offers his views of the best of the worst of 2020 pseudo-science.[1] Admittedly, 2020 has been a bad year for epistemic virtue, but Pomeroy lists eight noteworthy instances of scientific junk. Not surprising, several of his eight examples come from the Trump epistemic swamp.

Next year, junk science is likely to be more bipartisan, with left-wing and right-wing nutjobs finding consensus in anti-vaccination make believe. On the left, chemophobia is leading to hyperventilation, without evidence, over whether chemicals such as Per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances (PFAS) will inhibit COVID-19 vaccine efficacy.[2] Congressman Dan Kildee (D-Mich.), who has tirelessly advocated against PFAS, pushed the Centers for Disease Control to investigate whether there was an interaction between PFAS exposure and COVID-19.[3] This bit of political pressure was then transformed into a hyperbolic statement by Philippe Grandjean, an adjunct professor of environmental health at the Harvard School of Public Health and testifier for the lawsuit industry,[4] that “[a]t this stage we don’t know if it [PFAS] will impact a corona vaccination, but it’s a risk.” How something that has unknown health effects is transmuted into a “risk” by Grandjean is a secret lost with the great alchemists of the 13th century.[5]

And on the right, look for the leopard-skinned kraken-pot lawyer, Sidney Powell, to generate lies, conspiracies, and frauds about COVID-19 vaccines and vaccination.[6]

The numbering of junk science examples below is Pomeroy’s, and it is not clear whether the last, which was labeled number one, was supposed to be the worst, or whether number eight was. I have repeated Pomeroy’s list, in his order, with my musings.

  1. Woke Science: Magic Amulets Prevent COVID-19

This exemplar of junk comes from researchers at the University of Pittsburgh’s departments of infectious disease and epidemiology, and was published online in October 2020, at the dubious journal, Science of the Total Environment.[7] The title of the article purports to ask a question:

“Can Traditional Chinese Medicine provide insights into controlling the COVID-19 pandemic: Serpentinization-induced lithospheric long-wavelength magnetic anomalies in Proterozoic bedrocks in a weakened geomagnetic field mediate the aberrant transformation of biogenic molecules in COVID-19 via magnetic catalysis”

Discerning editors and peer reviewers might have noticed that the authors omitted a question mark from their title, or that the content of the article was utterly bogus. A trip to the article online shows up a notice that the article has been removed:

“The publisher regrets that this article has been temporarily removed. A replacement will appear as soon as possible in which the reason for the removal of the article will be specified, or the article will be reinstated.”

Inquiring minds are yearning to know the reason for the removal, but in the interim, several observers have noted that the paper in question had the aroma of a dogpile.[8] The article is so outlandish that some skeptical onlookers, such as Drs. Steven Novella[9] and Ivan Oransky, thought that the article might be a Sokal-style hoax.[10]

Alas, the authors were in earnest. COVID-19 is related to magnetic fields, but jade amulets can prevent the disease. Who would have thought? When Dr. Ivan Oransky wrote to confirm authorship of the publication,[11] his inquiry provoked a white-fragility accusation from Moses Turkle Bility, one of the authors!

“Dear Dr. Ivan Oransky, yes, I published that article, and I kindly suggest you read the article and examine the evidence provided. I also suggest you read the history of science and how zealots have consistently attempted to block and ridicule novel ideas that challenge the predominant paradigm from individuals that are deem not intelligent enough. I not surprised that this article has elicited angry responses. Clearly the idea that a black scientist can provide a paradigm shifting idea offends a lot of individuals. I’ll be very candid with you; my skin color has no bearing on my intelligence. If you have legitimate concerns about the article and wish to discuss, I’ll address; however, I will not tolerate racism or intellectual intolerance targeted at me.”

The ultimate Woke anti-racist brushback pitch in scientific discourse! Or maybe I am just “jaded.”

  1. Maga-megachurch’s Air Filtration System Destroys 99.9% of COVID.

Owners of a megachurch claimed that their air filtration system killed 99.9% of the corona virus that causes COVID-19. Biblical miracles aside, the Arizona Attorney General thought this claim was a step too far and ordered the Phoenix church to stop advertising its air purification system.[12] Next you know, Arizona will ban claims of virgin birth.

  1. Oleandrin

The transitive property of truth should validate the efficacy of oleandrin as a “miracle cure” for COVID-19.  The CEO of MyPillow, Mike Lindell, supports Donald Trump, and Donald Trump supports Mike Lindell. Mike Lindell supports oleandrin, a plant-based toxin,[13] and so Trump supports oleandrin as well as a “miracle cure.” Or is it the transitive property of stupidity? In the meanwhile, the U.S. FDA rejected an application for permission to include oleandrin in supplements. On the other hand, Trump’s Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Dr. Ben Carson has enthusiastically touted oleandrin, and he is a brain surgeon.[14]

  1. Sodium Hypochlorite and Lysol, i.v., stat!

Back in April 2020, former President Trump told an anxious nation that he thought that the ideas of putting light down into the lungs, or maybe just disinfectant, would knock out the corona virus. Trump seemed to take credit for these ideas, which he found “pretty interesting.”[15] Main stream media struggled with how to let the American public know that their president was a moron.

  1. Methanol for COVID.

Not a good idea, but apparently many Iranians thought it could not be worse than anything that President Hassan Rouhani had in store for them.

  1. 5G and COVID-19

OK, a bogus claim but maybe a good reason to delay upgrading your cell phone.

  1. Face Masks Activate Corona Virus

COVID-19 brought out some of the most remarkable quacks. Take Judy Mikovits. Please. Mikovits was the intellectual powerhouse behind the docu-conspira-mentary, “Plandemic.” Good to know. Mikovits advanced the unfounded claim that wearing face masks activate the corona virus, that beaches have healing powers, and that a vaccine against COVID-19 will kill millions.[16] Good to know.

  1. Hydroxychloroquine

Donald Trump has always been a snake-oil salesman, but with his endorsement of hydrochloroquine, at least he hawked an FDA-approved medication. The problem was that the indication for hydrochloroquine was malaria, not COVID-19.

Unlike his support for injecting bleach and Lysol, Trump had “expert support,” for his touting of hydrochloroquine, the Association of American Physicians & Surgeons (AAPS).[17] Despite its official sounding name, the AAPS was little more than a propaganda outlet for the debunked study by Didier Raoult. The International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy (ISAC), which publishes the journal in which Raoult’s study appeared had issued a statement “of concern” about Raoult’s results. Trump, however, had no concern, perhaps because the AAPS also relied upon claims made by Vladimir Zelenko about 1,554 patients, for which he had “published no data, described no study design, and reported no analysis.”

But wait, Trump and the AAPS had more data. Since no quackfest would be complete without “evidence” from Mehmet Cengiz Öz, commonly known as Dr. Oz, the AAPS has dutifully reported that Oz had two patients to whom he gave HCQ, and both survived.[18] Notwithstanding Donald’s Trumping of hydroxychloroquine, the FDA revoked its emergency use authorization for the medication’s use as an anti-viral.[19] In the meanwhile, Trump and his administration wasted government resources by stockpiling an unproven, useless medication, while ignoring efficacious ones.[20]


[1] Ross Pomeroy, “The Biggest Junk Science of 2020,” Real Clear Science (Dec. 15, 2020).

[2] Oliver Milman, “Covid: chemicals found in everyday products could hinder vaccine: Researchers worry PFAS, commonly found in the bodies of Americans, will reduce the immunization’s effectiveness,” The Guardian (Nov. 17, 2020).

[3] Iris Myers, “CDC Investigates Potential Link Between ‘Forever Chemicals’ and Decreased Effectiveness of Covid-19 Vaccines,” Envt’l Working Group (Dec. 11, 2020).

[4] See, e.g., Maine People’s Alliance v. Holtrachem Mfr’g Co., 211 F. Supp. 2d 237 (D. Maine 2002); Sullivan v. Saint-Gobain Performance Plastics Corp., 431 F. Supp. 3d 448 (D. Vt. 2019); Food & Water Watch, Inc. v. U.S. EPA, case no. 17-cv-02162-EMC (N.D. Calif. Aug. 10, 2020).

[5] This hyperbole was rightly called out by Joseph Annotti and the Center for Truth in Science. See “Center for Truth in Science Responds to Concerns over PFAS Compounds and Vaccine Efficacy,” Center for Truth in Science (Dec. 16, 2020).

[6] Davey Alba & Sheera Frenkel, “From Voter Fraud to Vaccine Lies: Misinformation Peddlers Shift Gears,” N.Y. Times (Dec. 16, 2020).

[7] Moses Turkle Bility, Yash Agarwala, Sara Ho, Isabella Castronova, Cole Beattya, Shivkumar Biradara, Vanshika Narala, Nivitha Periyapatna, Yue Chen, Jean Nachega, “Can Traditional Chinese Medicine provide insights into controlling the COVID-19 pandemic: Serpentinization-induced lithospheric long-wavelength magnetic anomalies in Proterozoic bedrocks in a weakened geomagnetic field mediate the aberrant transformation,” Science of The Total Env’t, available at https://doi.org/10.1016/j.scitotenv.2020.142830 (online 8 October 2020, 142830).

[8] Shawna Williams, “Paper Proposing COVID-19, Magnetism Link to Be Retracted: The study, published in a peer-reviewed journal, has attracted widespread derision from researchers,” The Scientist (Nov. 4, 2020).

[9] Steven Novella, “Magic Amulets Do Not Prevent COVID,” The Ness (Nov. 03 2020).

[10] See, e.g., Jamie Lindsay & Peter Boyle, “The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct,” 3 Cogent Social Sciences online (2017) (Peter Boghossian published under the pseudonym Peter Boyle), retracted (2017).

[11] Ivan Oransky, “Amulets may prevent COVID-19, says a paper in Elsevier journal. (They don’t),” Retraction Watch (Oct. 29, 2020).

[12] News Staff, “Arizona AG o)rders Glendale company, Phoenix church to stop advertising air purification system,” Arizona Family (June 26, 2020).

[13] Steven Novella, “Oleandra – The New COVID Snake Oil: Oleandrin is being promoted as the new COVID-19 snake oil – but it is a deadly toxin,” Science-Based Medicine (Aug. 19, 2020).

[14] Jonathan Swan, “Trump eyes new unproven coronavirus ‘cure’,” Axios (Aug. 16, 2020).

[15] William J. Broad & Dan Levin, “Trump Muses About Light as Remedy, but Also Disinfectant, Which Is Dangerous,” N.Y. Times (April 24, 2020).

[16] Angelo Fichera, Saranac Hale Spencer, D’Angelo Gore, Lori Robertson and Eugene Kiely, “The Falsehoods of the ‘Plandemic’ Video,Fact Check (May 8, 2020); Stuart J.D. Neil  & Edward M. Campbell, “Fake Science: XMRV, COVID-19, and the Toxic Legacy of Dr. Judy Mikovits,” 36 AIDS Research & Human Retroviruses 545 (2020); Martin Enserink & Jon Cohen, “Fact-checking Judy Mikovits, the controversial virologist attacking Anthony Fauci in a viral conspiracy video,” Science Mag. (May 8, 2020).

[17]Hydroxychloroquine Has about 90 Percent Chance of Helping COVID-19 Patients,” AAPS (April 28, 2020).

[18] The HCQ issue is not the AAPS’s first quack attack. Those who follow the organization will sense déjà vu. The AAPS has held forth previously on abortion and breast cancer, vaccination and autism, HIV and AIDS, and Barak Obama and hypnotic induction. SeeThe Plague and Quackery Right & Left” (June 19, 2020).

[19] FDA Press Release, “Coronavirus (COVID-19) Update: FDA Revokes Emergency Use Authorization for Chloroquine and Hydroxychloroquine” (June 15, 2020); Molly Walker, “HCQ No Longer Approved Even a Little for COVID-19 – Study after study showed no benefit, and now the FDA has had enough,” MedPage Today (June 15, 2020). The AAPS did not take the FDA’s rejection of hydroxychloroquine lying down. The Society sued the FDA to end “arbitrary” restrictions on its use. “AAPS Sues the FDA to End Its Arbitrary Restrictions on Hydroxychloroquine,” AAPS (June 2, 2020). The AAPS complaint is available at its website: http://aapsonline.org/judicial/aaps-v-fda-hcq-6-2-2020.pdf

[20] See Sheryl Gay Stolberg, “A Mad Scramble to Stock Millions of Malaria Pills, Likely for Nothing,” N.Y. Times (June 16, 2020) (quoting Trump’s Trade Advisor Peter Navarro); Philip Bump, “The rise and fall of Trump’s obsession with hydroxychloroquine – Forty days of promotion, hype – and eventual retreat,” Wash. Post (April 24, 2020); “Remarks by President Trump in a Roundtable with Restaurant Executives and Industry Leaders” (May 18, 2020); Andrew Solender, “All The Times Trump Has Promoted HydroxychloroquineForbes (May 22, 2020). Curiously, the Administration has ignored the emerging potentially good news about the efficacy of dexamethasone in treating seriously ill COVID-19 patients, as shown in a randomized clinical trial, which is not yet peer reviewed and published. Benjamin Mueller & Roni Caryn Rabin, “Common Drug Reduces Coronavirus Deaths, Scientists Report,” N.Y. Times (June 16, 2020).

Pernicious Probabilities in the Supreme Court

December 11th, 2020

Based upon Plato’s attribution,[1] philosophers credit pre-Socratic philosopher Heraclitus, who was in his prime about 500 B.C., for the oracular observation that πάντα χωρεῖ και οὐδε ν μένει, or in more elaborative English:

all things pass and nothing stays, and comparing existing things to the flow of a river, he says you could not step twice into the same river.

Time changes us all. Certainly 2016 is not 2020, and the general elections held in November of those two years were not the same elections, and certainly not the same electorate. No one would need a statistician to know that the population of voters in 2016 was different from that in 2020.  Inevitably, some voters from 2016 died in the course of the Trump presidency; some no doubt died as a result of Trump’s malfeasance in handling the pandemic. Inevitably, some new voters came of age or became citizens and were thus eligible to vote in 2020, when they could not vote in 2016. Some potential voters who were unregistered in 2016 became new registrants. Non-voters in 2016 chose to vote in 2020, and some voters in 2016 chose not to vote in 2020. Overall, many more people turned out to vote in 2020 than turned out in 2016.

The candidates in 2016 and 2020 were different as well. On the Republican side, we had ostensibly the same candidate, but in 2020, Trump was the incumbent and had a record of dismal moral and political failures, four years in duration. Many Republicans who fooled themselves into believing that the Office of the Presidency would transform Trump into an honest political actor, came to realize that he was, and always has been, and always will be, a moral leper. These “apostate” Republicans effectively organized across the country, through groups like the Lincoln Project and the Bulwark, against Trump, and for the Democratic candidate, Joseph Biden.

In the 2016 election, Hilary Clinton outspent Donald Trump, but Trump used social media more effectively, with a big help from Vladimir Putin. In the 2020 election, Russian hackers did not have to develop a disinformation campaign; the incumbent president had been doing so for four years.

On the Democratic side of the 2016 and 2020 elections, there was a dramatic change in the line-up. In 2016, candidate Hilary Clinton inspired many feminists because of her XX 23rd chromosomes. She also suffered significant damage in primary battles with social democrat Bernie Sanders, whose supporters were alienated by the ham-fisted prejudices of the Clinton-supporters on the Democratic National Committee. Many of Sanders’ supporters stayed home on election day, 2016. In 2020, Sanders and the left-wing of the Democratic party made peace with the centrist candidate Joseph Biden, in recognition that the alternative – Trump – involved existential risks to our republican democracy.

In 2016, third party candidates, from the Green Party and the Libertarian Party, attracted more votes than they did in 2020. The 2016 election saw more votes siphoned from the two major party candidates by third parties because of the unacceptable choice between Trump and Clinton for several percent of the voting public. In 2020, with Trump’s authoritarian kleptocracy fully disclosed to Americans, a symbolic vote for a third-party candidate was tantamount to the unacceptable decision to not vote at all.

In 2016, after eight years of Obama’s presidency, the economy and the health of the nation were good. In 2020, the general election occurred in the midst of a pandemic and great economic suffering. Many more people voted by absentee or mail-in ballot than voted in that manner in 2016. State legislatures anticipated the deluge of mail-in ballots; some by facilitating early counting, and some by prohibiting early counting. The Trump administration anticipated the large uptick in mail-in ballots by manipulating the Post Office’s funding, by anticipatory charges of fraud in mail-in procedures, and by spreading lies and disinformation about COVID-19, along with spreading the infection itself.

On December 8, 2020, without apparently tiring of losing so much, the Trump Campaign orchestrated the filing of the big one, the “kraken lawsuit.” The State of Texas filed a complaint in the United States Supreme Court, in an attempt to invoke that court’s original jurisdiction to adjudicate Texas’ complaint that it was harmed by voting procedures in four states in which Trump lost the popular vote. All four states had certified their results before Texas filed its audacious lawsuit. Legal commentators were skeptical and derisive of the kraken’s legal theories.[2] Even the stalwart National Review saw the frivolity.[3]

Charles J. Cicchetti[4] is an economist, who is a director at the Berkeley Research Group. Previously, Cicchetti held academic positions at the University of Southern California, and the Energy and Environmental Policy Center at Harvard University’s John F. Kennedy School of Government. At the heart of the kraken is a declaration from Cicchetti, who tells us under penalty of perjury, that he was “formally trained statistics and econometrics [sic][5] and accepted as an expert witness in civil proceedings.”[6] Declaration of Charles J. Cicchetti, Ph.D., Dec. 6, 2020, filed in support of Texas’ motion at ¶ 2.

Cicchetti’s declaration is not a model of clarity, but it is clear that he conducted several statistical analyses. He was quite transparent in stating his basic assumption for all his analyses; namely, the outcomes for the two Democratic candidates, Clinton and Biden, for the two major party candidates, Clinton versus Trump and Biden versus Trump, and for in-person and for mail-in voters were all randomly drawn from the same population. Id. at ¶ 7. Using a binomial model, Cicchetti calculated Z-scores for the observed disparities in rates, which was very good evidence to reject the “same population” assumptions.

Based upon very large Z-scores, Cicchetti rejected the null hypothesis of “same population” and of Biden = Clinton. Id. at ¶ 20. But nothing of importance follows from this. We knew before the analysis that Biden ≠ Clinton, and the various populations compare were definitely not the same. Cicchetti might have stopped there and preserved his integrity and reputation, but he went further.

He treated the four states, Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin, as independent tests, which of course they are not. All states had different populations from 2016 to 2020; all had no pandemic in 2016, and pandemic in 2020; all had been exposed for four years of Trump’s incompetence, venality, corruption, bigotry, and bullying. Cicchetti gilded the lily with the independence assumption, and came up with even lower, more meaningless probabilities that the populations were the same. And then he stepped into the abyss of the fallacy and non sequitur:

“In my opinion, this difference in the Clinton and Biden performance warrants further investigation of the vote tally particularly in large metropolitan counties within and adjacent to the urban centers in Atlanta, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Detroit and Milwaukee.”

Id. at ¶ 30. Cicchetti’s suggestion that there is anything amiss, which warrants investigation, follows only from a maga, mega-transposition fallacy. The high Z-score does not mean that observed result is not accurate or fair; it means only that the starting assumptions were outlandishly false.

Early versus Late Counting

Texas’ claim that there is something “odd” about the reporting before and after 3 a.m., on the morning after Election Day fares no better. Cicchetti tells us that “many Americans went to sleep election night with President Donald Trump (Trump) winning key battleground states, only to learn the next day that Biden surged ahead.” Id. at ¶ 7.

Well, Americans who wanted to learn the final count should not have gone to sleep, for several days. Again, the later counted mail-in votes came from a segment of the population that was obviously different from the in-person voters. Cicchetti’s statistical analysis shows that we should reject any assumption that they were the same, but who would make that assumption?  These expected values for the mail-in ballots differed from the expected values for in-person votes; the difference was driven by Republican lies and disinformation about Covid-19, and by laws that prohibited early counting.  Not surprisingly, the Trumpist propaganda had an effect, and there was a disparity between the rate at which Trump and Biden supporters voted in person, and who voted by mail-in ballot. The late counting and reporting of mail-in ballots was further ensured by laws in some states that prohibited counting before Election Day. Trump was never winning in the referenced “key battleground” states; he was ahead in some states, at 2:59 a.m., but the count changed after all lawfully cast ballots had been counted.

The Response to Cicchetti’s Analyses

The statistical “argument,” such as it is, has not fooled anyone outside of maga-land.[7] Cicchetti’s analysis has been derided as “ludicrous” and “incompetence, by Professors Kenneth Mayer and David Post. Mayer described the analysis as one that will be “used in undergraduate statistics classes as a canonical example of how not to do statistics.”[8] It might even make its way into a Berenstain Bear book on statistics. Andrew Gelman called the analysis “horrible,” and likened the declaration to the infamous Dreyfus case.[9]

The Texas lawsuit speaks volumes of the insincerity of the Trumpist Republican party. The rantings of Pat Robertson, asking God to intervene in the election to keep Trump in office, are more likely to have an effect.[10] The only issue the kraken fairly raises is whether the plaintiff, and plaintiff intervenor, should be be sanctioned for “multipl[ying] the proceedings in any case unreasonably and vexatiously.”[11]


[1]  Plato, Cratylus 402a = A6.

[2] Adam Liptak, “Texas files an audacious suit with the Supreme Court challenging the election results,” N.Y. Times (Dec. 8, 2020); Jeremy W. Peters and Maggie Haberman, “17 Republican Attorneys General Back Trump in Far-Fetched Election Lawsuit,” N.Y. Times (Dec. 9, 2020); Paul J. Weber, “Trump’s election fight puts embattled Texas AG in spotlight,” Wash. Post (Dec. 9, 2020).

[3] Andrew C. McCarthy, “Texas’s Frivolous Lawsuit Seeks to Overturn Election in Four Other States,” Nat’l Rev. (Dec. 9, 2020); Robert VerBruggen, “The Dumb Statistical Argument in Texas’s Election Lawsuit,” Nat’l Rev. (Dec. 9, 2020).

[4] Not to be confused with Chicolini, Sylvania’s master spy.

[5] Apparently not formally trained in English.

[6] See, e.g., K N Energy, Inc. v. Cities of Alliance & Oshkosh, 266 Neb. 882, 670 N.W.2d 319 (2003), Center for Biological Diversity v. Pizarchik, 858 F. Supp. 2d 1221 (D. Colo. 2012), National Paint & Coatings Ass’n, v. City of Chicago, 835 F. Supp. 421 (N.D. Ill. 1993), National Paint & Coatings Ass’n, v. City of Chicago, 835 F. Supp. 414 (N.D. Ill. 1993); Mississippi v. Entergy Mississippi, Inc. (S.D. Miss. 2012); Hiko Energy, LLC v. Pennsylvania Public Utility Comm’n, 209 A.3d 246 (Pa. 2019).

[7] Philip Bump, “Trump’s effort to steal the election comes down to some utterly ridiculous statistical claims,” Wash. Post (Dec. 9, 2020); Jeremy W. Peters, David Montgomery, Linda Qiu & Adam Liptak, “Two reasons the Texas election case is faulty: flawed legal theory and statistical fallacy,N.Y. Times (Dec. 10, 2020); David Post, “More on Statistical Stupidity at SCOTUS,” Volokh Conspiracy (Dec. 9, 2020).

[8] Eric Litke, “Lawsuit claim that statistics prove fraud in Wisconsin, elsewhere is wildly illogical,”  PolitiFact ((Dec. 9, 2020).

[9] Andrew Gelman, “The p-value is 4.76×10^−264 1 in a quadrillionStatistical Modeling, Causal Inference, and Social Science (Dec. 8, 2020).

[10]  Evan Brechtel, “Pat Robertson Calls on God to ‘Intervene’ in the Election to Keep Trump President in Bonkers Rant” (Dec. 10, 2020).

[11] SeeCounsel’s liability for excessive costs,” 28 U.S. Code § 1927.